Battle Bikes Baby!

This is a Public Serve Announcement sponsored by Do-the-right-thing! Hyaa!

Folks, don't even think about it unless you are this guy:

or this guy:

In other words,

vroom vroom vroom vroom vroom vroom!

And if you still decide for it, make sure this happens - vroom vroom - so you realize sooner rather than later.

I mean, if you still want a thrill so badly, go get yourself a horse that can do this: neigh

Whatever sinks your boat. ^^