Door

Unreal. It's like we're in a movie.

What people don't realize is the undermining masterplan to create something more than a lunar cheese crater.

Death Moon. I called it.

If I was the CEO of Arrowhead or any water company I would be crossing my caps for a positive.

20 bucks there's no water. I called it. Again.

But if there is, who would be the first one to be baptized on the moon? I was going to say Michael Jackson, but I take that back... way back to 1983.

And a voice from heaven said, "He is the one and the kid is my son, whom I love. With him I am well pleased."

(MJV)

Battle Bikes Baby!

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Folks, don't even think about it unless you are this guy:

or this guy:

In other words,

vroom vroom vroom vroom vroom vroom!

And if you still decide for it, make sure this happens - vroom vroom - so you realize sooner rather than later.

I mean, if you still want a thrill so badly, go get yourself a horse that can do this: neigh

Whatever sinks your boat. ^^