Taking out some money from the bank and going to Coffee Bean.
$40.00
Getting super cold and not having my sweater, which was probably
$39.99
Experimenting in the past to find out if I really am allergic to coffee.
$13.00
Ordering a small hot chocolate with the knowledge of that dark, bitter truth.
$2.20
But not paying that amount because I changed my mind to medium.
$2.80
Deliciously drinking it all then suddenly remembering I am lactose intolerant.
$@#!
Holding it in up to my rectal limit, then FOL (Farting Out Loud).
$0.00
Reading the Word like my life depended on it.
Priceless
and way sweeter than hot chocolate.
